Hormones: pregnant and sassy!

We all know pregnancy is famous for it's evil hormonal side effects,  so here are some of my funny stories so far. 

I already mentioned in a previous post my You've Been Framed incident, when I laughed so hard I ended up crying hysterically, and now I have to be very careful when I find something very funny. Lest I end up a) in tears again and b) wetting myself. 

I have also had a few angry moments,  from unintended anti-smoking rants to friends to a shouting match in the street... perhaps uncalled for, but whilst wearing the self righteous pregnancy bubble I haven't yet regretted anything. Probably the worst incident was when a (very brash, rude man) pushed past me when I was walking along the street,  also hitting me in the face with his umbrella.  In annoyance I then shouted after him, "EXCUSE me!! THAT was rude!"

He then proceeded to turn around and shout abuse at me for being in his way. I told him all it took was for him to say excuse me, or even SORRY, when he hit me in the face with his umbrella.  *insert the F word several times into that sentence.  And the following sentences also. And probably some other obscenities too.*

When he presented to me his opposing argument (I don't actually know what this was) I called him a number of unmentionable names and sent him on his way in the knowledge that he was a p**** who needed some effing manners.  I went on my way feeling like I had done my good deed for the day.